Hope you have a great day today, and everyday.
Thank you for being a great guy.
Here are a few jokes for you... to tell us!
Today's Joke for your BIRTHDAY 10/23:
The patient says to the doctor, "Doc, every time I eat birthday cake, I get heartburn"
The doctor replies, "Try taking the candles off first"
A few classics you've told
Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
It has more bark than bite.
How do cows move in groups?
Si-MOO-taniously
What do you call 12 enchiladas?
A footilada!
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
Some Animal Jokes
What do you call an animal you keep in your car?
A Carpet
Why did the crab never share?
Because he's SHELLFISH!