Today's Joke for your BIRTHDAY 10/23:



The patient says to the doctor, "Doc, every time I eat birthday cake, I get heartburn"



The doctor replies, "Try taking the candles off first"



A few classics you've told

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

What do you call 12 enchiladas?

A footilada!

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.



Some Animal Jokes

What do you call an animal you keep in your car?

A Carpet

Why did the crab never share?

Because he's SHELLFISH!